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Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29935) - you deserved it (3291)

On 09/24/2009 at 7:25am - misc - by rubber_duckie177 (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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May I suggest a magnifying glass and tweezers

#3 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:57pm by AngelSpit

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OM NOM NOM.
Poison!
Good thing she didn't just eat them instead.

#4 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:59pm by Intoxicunt

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