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Today, I went to the dentist. I parked my car in what I thought was the dentist's car park. It was actually the car park for the business next door. I had to watch them clamp my car from the dentist's chair. FML


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On 09/22/2009 at 7:20am - misc - by ohdamn (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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Whops. Now what could've made this coincidentally amusing is if it so happened that on this particular visit, your wisdom teeth were being removed...

#9 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:23am by blastvortex

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Yay someone else from Surrey! How did you see your car from the dentist's chair though - surely you'd be looking at the ceiling?

#7 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:14am by annalondon

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