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Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8819) - you deserved it (43243)

On 09/22/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by georgiana072 (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

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Well aren't you paranoid...

#4 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:17am by Jaywin

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Meh, I don't think you deserve it, OP... If a strange man is running at you a lot of women would react in a panic, not stand there and think "Well he probably just really wants to say hi or is trying to return something that I dropped..."

#11 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:55am by shananigans

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