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Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14048) - you deserved it (24690)

On 12/17/2008 at 10:38pm - misc - by kisyfrot - Sent from mobile version

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It was an honest mistake, obviously you didn't know so don't feel overly bad about it.

But #4&5
I gotta say that that its pretty sick to wish death on someone...even if you're joking

#2 - On 02/22/2009 at 8:32pm by Jenh42391

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at least you didn't yell and scream at her, you were nice about it.

#10 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:18pm by dan81892

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