Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

by LovesHisHand / 09/20/2009 at 4:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • That's because she's probably having it with others. You were having it with yourself.

    Also, her being on birth control does not necessarily mean she's having sex.

    #1 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:31pm by allmidnighteyes

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  • Replace your moms dildo with a taser and paint it pink :)

    #4 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:34pm by deathburger13

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