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Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
That's because she's probably having it with others. You were having it with yourself.
Also, her being on birth control does not necessarily mean she's having sex.
Replace your moms dildo with a taser and paint it pink :)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014