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Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48952) - you deserved it (6833)

On 09/20/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by JazzyandAlice (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Why didn't you say anything?! Stand up for yourself!

#9 - On 09/20/2009 at 10:13am by anniebananie

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I would say Hmm...$5 for 8 kids under 10? I think I'll tell everyone that goes to my school that you're cheap and you'll never be able to get a babysitter again!

#5 - On 09/20/2009 at 10:10am by Alister09

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