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Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40152) - you deserved it (2198)

On 09/18/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by cl512 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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lock yours to theirs in revenge. and leave a note.

#4 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:09pm by happyvalleygirl

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I can't wait to hear the reasons people will say YDI. OP, FYL, this truly sucks!

#3 - On 09/18/2009 at 2:07pm by KayleeFrye

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