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Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39006) - you deserved it (2011)

On 09/17/2009 at 8:02pm - misc - by mmv - United States (Colorado)

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Bright side: You get to buy a new car with all the money they will need to give you for your old one.

I think by "crashed", you mean had sex with a hooker and killed her, then drove over a cliff, jumping out just in time, to dispose of the evidence.

#1 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:16am by Intoxicunt

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This would be a good time to demand a loaner until they repair all the damage (for free of course).

#3 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:19am by null

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