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Today, my girlfriend and I went to a bar during Irishfest. When I returned to my girlfriend she was crying and told me that this guy pushed her. I confronted the guy and poured my beer on him who just happened to be the chief of police. He was trying to make room for a guy in a wheelchair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11814) - you deserved it (50832)

On 09/17/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by nV1ous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Uh... Is your girlfriend really that sensitive? Who the hell cries because someone moved them out of the way? YDI for having a pussy as a girlfriend.

#12 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:31pm by mozrox

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You and your girlfriend are both at fault. She, for being a crybaby drunk, and you for being a hothead drunk. Take some anger management classes.

#19 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:38pm by jonnymohio

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