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Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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How can you not smell the piss on your laptop.. seriously?
Maybe when you have a party and get drunk or whatever, you should put your laptop in a safe place next time.

#2 - On 03/22/2009 at 3:09pm by Meow34

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#3 Urine is a biohazard, I used to do sanitation work and urine is under emetic materials, which means its a bodily fluid and is therefore treated as dangerous no matter what, there are special rules and regulations you have to follow, and any bodily fluid is considered emetic and unsafe by osha.

#9 - On 03/22/2009 at 3:33pm by jagg3d3d93

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