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TADAY I WAS FRST IN LINE AT A STOPLIGHT. AFTER FIVE MINUTES, WITH A LINE OF CARS BEHIND ME, THE LIGHT WAS STILL RED. PEOPLE BEHIND ME STARTED HONKING, SO I DECIDED TO JUST GO. HALFWAY ACROSS THE WAY, I WAS GREETED BY A CAMERA FLASH. NOBODY ELSE WENT.

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I agree, your life sucks (11266) - you deserved it (48808)

On 09/15/2009 at 8:16am - misc - by publicenemy (man) - United States (California)

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You are dumb. You should have your license taken away. Its a red light you dont go on red.

#2 - On 09/15/2009 at 2:26pm by ASUguy13

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YDI for giving in to peer pressure

#5 - On 09/15/2009 at 2:27pm by as260191

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