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Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27814) - you deserved it (92368)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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it's more like your cat's FML

"Today i was dying and i was trying to say goodbye to my owner, she just ignored me. FML"

#15 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:15pm by bittersweet818

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that's horrible. poor cat.

#3 - On 09/12/2009 at 7:08pm by emxblue

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