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Today, I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. I'm no longer covered by my parents dental insurance because I'm 25 now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9773) - you deserved it (67612)

On 02/16/2009 at 8:01am - misc - by bready (man) - United States (California)

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Welcome to the adult world. It sucks. Maybe you won't be so stupid next time.

#1 - On 02/16/2009 at 10:33am by Ash

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25 years old and you are screwed because you are no longer on your parents insurance? Opening beer bottles with your teeth? You sound like an OC brat.

#2 - On 02/16/2009 at 10:38am by fmlplz

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