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Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML


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On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version

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You wanted to go outside and try this "sun" thing... I dunno dude, that sh*t makes me sneeze and burns my skin.
I'd much rather stay inside with the soft glow emanating from WoW's login screen with my boyfriend as we relax together. =3

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 5:36pm by cndrow

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lol havent been out there in a while...
WoW's outside scenery is much better imo

#5 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:51am by Wowaddict

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