Dick joke

By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 329
You deserved it 17 000

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yup thats happend to me before, except it was my friend who walked in... She laughed and left...

cheese1756 0

When I say LOL, I actually laugh out loud, unlike most people, who just say it to mean, "Hmm, that is kind of funny" But this time is the first time I said LOL and meant it, and the first time I loled at an FML

xMooMoox 0

#67 What in gods name did that mean? "When I say lol I actually lol.... but this is the first time I meant it...." Um contradiction much? About the FML, a lot of you are saying its awesome but I find it incredibly lame and not at all funny

IllegalLight 0

sometimes when I type LOL, I'm not actually laughing out loud. it's just "funny". I LOL'd at this one though. For real XD

lolllllz!!!!! that just made my day!!

EffYourLifee 0

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Fail much? Haha. Thanks for making my day though.

Haha, tweezer time. You'll have your mom wondering for a while ..

LMFAO, that just sorta kinda MADE MY DAY YEEE BOii

bosshaug 0

Instead of biggy smalls your tiny smalls

wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

waterynuggets 0

Lol but still I vote for a Who Gives A Shit button