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Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML


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On 09/11/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by 0ptimu5 (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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lol, ydi for saying "that's hot"

#10 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:27am by lm_wfc

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First off, this isn't an FML, one girl rejected you boohoo. Also just wanted to say, Woo for Australians, especially ACT uns, she probably rejected you because she's smart, being from the ACT!

#20 - On 09/11/2009 at 8:36am by Ducati45

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