Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML

by CollegeFreshman / 09/11/2009 at 12:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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  • oh no oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    you just found out that people have sex at college!!!!!!!!1


    #10 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:18am by evilbrent

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  • It's a dorm bed - did you really think it wouldn't glow like a lighthouse under a black light!

    YDI for being naive.

    #5 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:08am by thequickredofox

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