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Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML
If your GM's a dude, you just made his fucking day.
She went to Thailand for fake boobs? What a cheap bitch! Fake boobs are a staple of the American economy. Fucking traitor.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014