Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML

by Anonymous / 09/10/2009 at 2:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

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  • If your GM's a dude, you just made his fucking day.

    #1 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:25am by mercyFML

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  • if your GM is a guy..expect a pay raise

    #8 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:42am by faildood

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