this is exactly why you DOWNLOAD porn to your COMPUTER. sometimes you've really gotta use your common sense, buddy.
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"...It was harder times and longer days
Five miles to school, uphill both ways
We were cane switch raised, and dirt floor poor
'Course that was back before the war
Yeah, your uncle and I made quite a pair
Flying F-15's through hostile air
He went down but they missed me by a hair
He'd always stop right there and say...
That's something to be proud of
That's a life you can hang your hat on
That's a chin held high as... *ccccctttt*
...Oh my God Johnny! That feels SO GOOD!
Harder! Harder! Uhhhhh *orgasms*..."
Family gasps in horror
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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