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Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47320) - you deserved it (3684)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Uhhh...just shave your beard and cut your penis off...duh...sheesh, so stupid!

#9 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:05pm by shaniqualee

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lmao wow that really sucks, you're gonna have to get it rerenewed haha I'd go yell at them haha

#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:03pm by timewarpist

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