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Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45891) - you deserved it (3918)

On 09/06/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by Forgotten (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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wow, to all those people saying they had a worse dad, get over it! this girl is obviously upset, and hearing there are worse dads our there is NOT going to make her feel better. her dad did a very rude, selfish, inappropriate thing, and she's hurt. sorry your dads suck, go get therapy! don't tell her "well atleast he's not a child molestor like mine" like...sorry your dad is, but she just showed us how upset she is over her own father! shut up about your own! make your own FML. jeez. you people are so rude and self centered!

#19 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:55am by fuzzy_lumpkins

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Such an ass :(

#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:03am by 13thQueen

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