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Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML


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On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

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You would be fucking beast at strip poker ;o

inb4 "OMG GURLS FART?!?!?! NO WAI" comments from the 12 year olds

#1 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:06am by allmidnighteyes

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girls fart glitter and poop butterflies. DUHHHH.

#6 - On 09/05/2009 at 3:13am by jellyfish_ftw

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