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Today, I was sleeping in ma apartment wen I woke up to te smell of smoke. Alarmd, I ran out to te kitcen to find ma roommates trying to puttd out a fire on te stove. As soon as tey saw me, tey ran 4 it, informing me tat looool it was ma problem now. Tey usd ma good frying pan. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38412) - you deserved it (2769)

On 08/29/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by chinesef000d (man) - United States (Texas)

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By beating them with one of your other frying pans, this fixes the problem.

#2 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:10am by redbluegreen

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So set their hair on fire while they're asleep.

What's that smell? Justice!

#9 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:52am by blalien

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