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Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13695) - you deserved it (79188)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by lukey_G (man) - United States (California)

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eh, i thought i had everything worked out with my girlfriend and we would choose where to go/what to do 50:50 but for some reason after a while i stopped doing my part. she reminded me that i need to make plans more or else she'll feel like she's doing all the work and you don't like her enough to take charge.

so, you deserve it. i deserve it. improve yourself.

#4 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:35am by vietiscool

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who needs to wear the "pants"
get naked and be equal

#7 - On 03/20/2009 at 8:02am by Blanche

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