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Today, driving some friends back from a party I said, "Did everyone see Lisa totally hanging off of Pat tonight?! It was hilarious!!". There was a long silence, then one of my friends said " know Lisa is in the car, right?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (17988) - you deserved it (99568)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by StephD (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I would hit "you deserved it" ten times if I could. You're sitting in a 5x5 box, and you're driving ie the one responsible, not that hard to figure out who is in the car with you!

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:26am by olivejuice

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Open mouth
Insert foot
With the other foot kick your own ass

#6 - On 03/20/2009 at 8:02am by Jimboom

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