Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

by Idiot / 08/22/2009 at 2:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.

    #9 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:32pm by SP63

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  • Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?

    #4 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:29pm by CFR

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