Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML

by tommy3824 / 08/20/2009 at 8:45am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • Carpenter ants? This FML is funnier in my head when I imagine they're building tiny scaffolding around you, and fixing your broken chair.

    oh and FYL

    #3 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:50am by my_fml_account

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  • I know I'd FREAK OUT!

    #2 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:49am by lonely_wife

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