Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

by anonymous / 08/20/2009 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • a truck? on the street? what are the chances?! it's not your fault, you couldn't possibly have known.

    #7 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:22am by papertigers

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  • Best FML ever. Now hunt down the survivors! YDI for awesomeness, coz your life totally doesn't suck.

    #5 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:21am by ijaywalk

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