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Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "see you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36062) - you deserved it (3857)

On 08/19/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by burned_away - Canada (British Columbia)

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Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

#2 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:04pm by caligal14

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Eliminate the problem in this situation -- the cat. For you to get attention you must get rid of the attention-getter -- the cat. You must kill the one in the way of receiving affectionate words from your boyfriend -- the cat.

Take it for a "ride." Your boyfriend will never know that a simple "trip to Petco for a new shirt" meant tossing it out the window when speeding down the highway.

EEE EEE EEEE EEE (slasher film noise)

:D

#17 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:24pm by Lolbrittany

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