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Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "see you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40161) - you deserved it (4241)

On 08/19/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by burned_away - Canada (British Columbia)

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Auch, he must love his cat. :p

#1 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:04pm by ALittleBitCrazy

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Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

#2 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:04pm by caligal14

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