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Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if i could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Wow, what a bitch. Call the cops on her party =].

#3 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:06pm by x_LC_x

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what a little bitch!

charge her extra... then throw a party of your own and don't invite her. i'm sorry to hear that... i'd be super pissed off

#2 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:06pm by ccb

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