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Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by Laundrylady (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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What the fuck kind of conversation are you going to start with a sock in his basket?

"Oh hey I accidentally put this sock in your basket my name is crazy bitch, its nice to meet you!"

#6 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:02pm by Copilot

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YDI for not knowing how to start conversations without pulling stupid stunts.

#5 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:01pm by Jacks_Penguin

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