Today, it was my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
by thedd / 08/18/2009 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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I guess you haven't heard of a taxi?
#4 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:35am by Tomer06
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O.o how did they get to your house?
#7 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:58am by shamille
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