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Today, it was my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45469) - you deserved it (3169)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by thedd (woman) - United States (California)

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I guess you haven't heard of a taxi?

#4 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:35am by Tomer06

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You might need new friends... But hey, if they're already drunk, you'll spend less money on whatever it is you decide to do!

#2 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:34am by redbluegreen

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