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By nana. - 15/02/2009 15:29 - Canada

Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:26

That's just ignorant and rude... get some respect.

Mr_Serious 6

Sunday 15 February 2009 21:15

honestly, how did she make it to the finals without someone else hip checking her first?

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Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:26

That's just ignorant and rude... get some respect.

IronLionZion_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 20:34

Second! Yeah, way to be a total bitch.

mitchiv13 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:38

that was stupid of u

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Friday 24 September 2010 1:27

next time break her legs too. BITCH OUTTA MY SEAT!!

michelleJ11 25

Monday 12 August 2013 3:40

Before calling someone stupid, you might want to correctly spell words.

OPIAF 5

Friday 15 August 2014 23:45

#85 true.

Mr_Serious 6

Sunday 15 February 2009 21:15

honestly, how did she make it to the finals without someone else hip checking her first?

fanceh 10

Sunday 29 May 2011 15:14

she shouldnt be in the finals if she doesn't know how to hip check already...

Carlie_McCartney 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 23:59

Because no one else is stupid enough to hip check an elderly lady.

KtKD54 2

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:15

Except for this person

speed_of_stupid 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 21:17

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TexasBitch 13

Friday 28 December 2012 0:41

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michelleJ11 25

Monday 12 August 2013 3:41

How do you accidentally hip check someone, especially with you mention that you're competitive & that you're known for hip checking.

OPIAF 5

Friday 15 August 2014 23:47

#85 Maybe they rely on instinct?

poorjudgement 26

Thursday 28 May 2015 9:07

I really don't understand how anyone can understand OP. It is FNana'sL, not OP's, because OP is a person who obviously lacks not only manners, but affection as well. If she was, God forbid it, part of my family, you could be sure she'd be excluded from any kind of competative activities, unitl she learns to behave.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 15 February 2009 21:27

This is why I think growing up it's important for kids to pick a sports because 10, 20 years down the road when they play backyard football, they become all crazy and serious like it's win or nothing.

seulhq34ogh0 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 22:24

Musical chairs is a dangerous game that the elderly shouldn't play

gotdapowa 0

Friday 14 May 2010 2:55

lol

ZING_MASTER 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:42

YOU PLAY. TO WIN. THE GAME.

NotoriousMandog 0

Monday 16 February 2009 1:38

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freddie_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 2:15

What are you, 12?

arms_akimbo 0

Monday 16 February 2009 4:05

Wow. I... don't even ... Just. Wow. You're a dick!

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 19:10

i would move in with your nana and take care of her till she gets better. Otherwise you deserve all the shit that happens from no on till end o life for suffering you put an old lady though.