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Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Vulcans ftw.

#3 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:32pm by Edmuresay

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They'll grow back, and at least you still have eyebrows, right?
I hope they're both the same shape.
It would be weird to have two different eyebrows...

#1 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:30pm by SKYblue

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