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Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 5:32am - misc - by lamesauce (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I guess he didn't realize that you two were on a date. That, or the dinner plans were just between him and a friend... not a date between them.

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 6:36am by Amkii

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just because he's on a date with you, it doesn't mean yiu two are in a committed relationship. its just one date

but I do like how you said you are interested in him not "in love" with him (directed towards anyone who posts first date FMLs)

#20 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:35pm by XBCX96

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