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Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17855) - you deserved it (45365)

On 08/14/2009 at 1:29am - misc - by neverbeensurprised (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Nah yo, I agree with you. That shit is suspicious.

#2 - On 08/14/2009 at 10:06am by Poke_my_mon

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To all the people saying she needs to trust . . .

How many FML's on here are about people trusting their significant others, only to be royaly fucked over by them? You never can tell what a person is going to do, and suspicious behavior should be questioned.

#8 - On 08/14/2009 at 10:25am by Squidipus

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