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Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Salaryman (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

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Haha, in Canada for a school trip I spent a good 15 minutes getting up the nerve to order something in a mall in french, and when I did, I got a "Would you like ketchup with that?" in English.

#14 - On 02/21/2009 at 7:21am by brodizzle

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Oh man, this is one of the best FMLs I've read in a week. Hilarious.

#2 - On 02/15/2009 at 11:28am by Malik

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