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Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

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ugh, that happened like 5 different times last year in my dorm. only the alarm would go off for days on end. and one time it was over christmas break.

#3 - On 02/09/2009 at 8:31pm by smm

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Yeah my old roommate used to do that all the time - i just turned the power to his room off for a few seconds then back on...he never did realize why his clock was always blinking when he came home

#2 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:30pm by jsbusc

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