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Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

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On 08/12/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by ForeverEmbarrassed (woman) - United States (California)

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LMAO. I'd die laughing if I saw that.

#1 - On 08/13/2009 at 3:05am by Brittanyy

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the messed up thing is that retail stores have guns in the back that are for taking sensors on and off in the stock room. FYL for the clerks just being assholes.

#8 - On 08/13/2009 at 3:21am by kc202488

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