Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML

by Anonymous / 08/12/2009 at 4:12pm / Denmark (Kobenhavn) / Miscellaneous

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  • wear an eye-patch.
    they'll think you're super badass.

    #5 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:50pm by Shock98

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  • Pirates are automatic win. Trust me.

    #7 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:51pm by wildfire393

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