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Today... The Dry Cleaner Next To My House Went Up In Flames. I Went Outside To Look At The Fire... As I Lookd On In Amazement I Realizd I Had Droppd Off All Of My Work Cloths At The Cleaners Two Days Before. I Was Supposd To Pick Them Up Today But Was Too Lazy To Walk The 10 Feet To The Store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11199) - you deserved it (60602)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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YDI, but maybe you're lucky you didn't go. Supposing you had been inside when it burst into flames.

#11 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:19pm by gothymama

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You're just lucky your house didn't catch on fire.

#5 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:08pm by 9six7four4

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