If it was 10 ft. away, wouldn't your house catch on fire? Obvious YDI is obvious, by the way.

Haha bro, was it worth it? bet not, now your sitting there thinking, if i had moved three minutes ago i could have saved my clothes, i bet you set it on fire just so you could post it on fml. didn't you? DIDNT YOU!!!!!

You're just lucky your house didn't catch on fire.

Lazy much? Sheesh, how big are you? YDI.

Haha totally deserved.

YDI. But it still sucks.

You are really lucky your house wasn't included. I've suffered a housefire, and I promise it's a worse day. Hopefully, though, you'll get some kind of compensation.

YDI, but maybe you're lucky you didn't go. Supposing you had been inside when it burst into flames.

As you watch the lion in the tall grass stalking it’s prey you have to wonder, what it is that’s going through his mind, is it a huge strategic plan on where and how he will attack? Is it “food food food food food?” Is it “ummmm this fly is bugging the crap out of me I need to eat something antelope your up, wait look at my tail it’s so pretty I love it, I wonder how tall I have to be to touch the sky?” Truth is unless you get struck by 13 lightning bolts at the same time you will never know. Why 13 lighting bolts? If that happened it’s a scientific fact you would not die. Your inner ear would slightly shift north and you would be able to hear humans and animals, what they said and what they thought. You don’t believe me? Look it up I wouldn’t lie, I’ll even give you the website to go look it up on www.websitewithonlytruestuffonit.com/about/animals/lightning/thinking/humans/coolstuff. This webpage shows how when you are jarred by 13 lightning bolts you do get some pretty darn cool powers, powers that I would want, especially if I had gone through something as painful as being struck by 13 lightning bolts. I guess you could say it’s like going to a really painful dentist, immense pain but yay treat! So you might be wondering where does it go from here, how could he possibly do anything more with where he has put himself, and I say to you, meh we shall see. Being now I’m in an even harder spot to start something than before and it just continues to be the case the more and more I talk about it. But than you have to look beyond the point that other people wouldn’t be able to do it perfectly, you look at the fact that it’s getting close to being done and that it is what it is and if you can’t accept that than, you will never truly live, well you will probably live a full and healthy life and this probably won’t affect your life at all but who’s to say I didn’t try right?

#11:YDI is You Deserve It To person who wrote this,at least give thanks that you werent in there fighting for your life you lazy ungrateful dumbass