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Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41231) - you deserved it (17591)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Lilly_28 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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He probably screamed because you screamed. What was he supposed to do, wink and give you a thumbs-up?

#6 - On 08/11/2009 at 2:15pm by Inoku

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I bet he had a nice package for you.

#9 - On 08/11/2009 at 2:20pm by roflcopterzzz

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