Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2009 at 4:58am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • "so yeah, I would gladly give you CPR. . ."

    "Aw, thanks, you're so sweet. I don't really think I would nee-HNNNGGGGGGGGG"

    #3 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:11am by newman882

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  • Aw that's embarrassing. Hey sometimes I choke on my saliva :D.

    #10 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:18am by Heartless234

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