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Today, it was my turn to have the trophy my baseball team won a few weeks ago. I then find out that my brother and his buddies thought it would be funny to fill the trophy up with beer, drink the beer, and then pee in it. Not only is it over 50yrs old, it stinks of pee and is due back tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33832) - you deserved it (3526)

On 08/09/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by itendstonight (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

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you could wash it... or did you not think of that yet?

#2 - On 08/09/2009 at 12:56pm by Eagles77

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Pour vinegar to eliminate the pee smell. :D Then pee in it to eliminate the vinegar smell. :D

#17 - On 08/09/2009 at 1:51pm by 2Chances2Fail

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