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Today, my family and I were coming back from a trip to the US. As we reached the border patrol we realized that we were one passport short. The border patrol lectured us for 30 minutes about how irresponsible we were for not realizing that they had forgotten to give us one of our passports back. FML


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On 08/09/2009 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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Both parties were at fault.
They should have been more thorough in their work and you should have checked to make sure all the passports were there before moving off.


#3 - On 08/09/2009 at 6:19am by barlessprison

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#4, you obviously have no idea what US border patrol is like. If you walk away from them while htey're talking to you, they'll take you away, interrogate you, stripsearch you & basically treat you like a terrorist

#6 - On 08/09/2009 at 6:23am by Manon

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