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Today, I was having breakfast when my mom's boyfriend came and sat right across from me. He didn't try and hide the fact that he was staring at my chest and told me, "Wow, you're getting bigger." I glared at him. He winked at me. FML
Punch the fucker and let your mom know just what a winner she's dating.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015