Today, I decided to surprise my husband by bringing home a case of beer and renting us a porno. He decided to surprise me by telling me he was leaving me for his pregnant girlfriend. FML
by Screwed / 08/07/2009 at 7:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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God damn, that is just grade A bullshit right there.
Well, at least you aren't the other woman. Just think; everyone knows she's a slut now, getting preggers from someone's HUSBAND. You on the other hand have one less asshole in your life.
#5 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:30am by DameGreyWulf
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When you divorce him, squeeze every penny out of the bastard!
#2 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:24am by Luckster
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