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Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML


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On 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm - misc - by NeverCampingAgain (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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If I knew my sister was reading my texts I would tell my boyfriend to send a message exactly like that, she shouldn't be reading my texts, and if she does she's gonna she something she probably doesn't want to.

#2 - On 02/14/2009 at 9:59pm by prankster

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Honestly, you're all putting the guy/girl down because he/she saw a text. But, come on, the stains were on his/her sleeping bag whether he/she read the text or not. That's FML material.

#5 - On 02/14/2009 at 11:13pm by ze

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