Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
by andi0804 / 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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creepy!!! how come you haven't changed your number? (it sounds like this person has been stalking you for a while from your post)
#2 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:09am by crackberrie
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Happy birthday tho!
#1 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:08am by teehee520
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