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Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5062) - you deserved it (51160)

On 08/03/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?

#2 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:23am by curlyfriez

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failure u.u

#1 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:19am by fma

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